January 21, 1995#1
| Cold Opening | Allowed Evidence |
| Chris Farley | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro |
| Mark McKinney | ... | attorney |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran |