| Cold Opening | Allowed Evidence |
| Sketch | Poetry Class |
| Sketch | Tales of Little Women |
| Musical Performance | "I Alone" |
| Sketch | Robot Spy |
| Sketch | Nervous Habits |
| Sketch | Broken English |
| Musical Performance | "Selling The Drama" |
| Sketch | Internet Chat |
| Show | Movie News |
| Cold Opening | Allowed Evidence |
| Chris Farley | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro |
| Mark McKinney | ... | attorney |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Monologue |
| Michael McKean | ... | sailor |
| Mark McKinney | ... | sailor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | sailor |
| Jay Mohr | ... | sailor |
| Sketch | Poetry Class |
| Chris Elliott | ... | teacher |
| Chris Farley | ... | Alan Toshman |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Christian Reinhardt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Randy Valducci |
| Jay Mohr | ... | student |
| Sketch | Tales of Little Women |
| Chris Farley | ... | Toby Adams |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Mary |
| Michael McKean | ... | The Devil |
| David Spade | ... | Patrick Higgins |
| Show |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron Voice |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | ESPN2 announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Ian Daglers |
| Mike Myers | ... | Andy Grey |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Tim Meadows |
Commentary on the hockey strike resolution | |
| Jay Mohr |
Jay Mohr's Wacky Sports Bloopers |
| Sketch | Robot Spy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | passenger |
| Chris Farley | ... | passenger |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | captain |
| Adam Sandler | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | passenger |
| Sketch | Broken English |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Jersey kid |
| David Spade | ... | Jersey kid |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Dr. Angela Coleman |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lionel Osbourne |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Allowed Evidence |
| Chris Farley | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro#4 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito#5 Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran#4 |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark#4 |
| Cold Opening | Allowed Evidence |
| Chris Farley | ... | F. Lee Bailey |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro#4 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | attorney |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito#5 Live |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran#4 |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark#4 |
⁕A portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, a stage light flashes and goes out during a wide shot.
| Monologue |
| David Hyde Pierce | ||
| Michael McKean | ... | sailor |
| Mark McKinney | ... | sailor |
| Tim Meadows | ... | sailor |
| Jay Mohr | ... | sailor |
⁕This monologue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Poetry Class |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | Mr. Templin |
| Chris Elliott | ... | teacher |
| Chris Farley | ... | Alan Toshman |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Christian Reinhardt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Randy Valducci |
| Jay Mohr | ... | student |
⁕David Hyde Pierce accidentally says "I want you two... to take a look at these two." This is corrected in reruns.
| Sketch | Tales of Little Women |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | boy |
| Chris Farley | ... | Toby Adams |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Mary |
| Michael McKean | ... | The Devil |
| David Spade | ... | Patrick Higgins |
| Show |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | Ted Enley |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron Voice |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | ESPN2 announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Ian Daglers#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Andy Grey#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Norm MacDonald | ||
| Tim Meadows |
Commentary on the hockey strike resolution | |
| Jay Mohr |
Jay Mohr's Wacky Sports Bloopers |
| Sketch | Robot Spy |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | Rick |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | passenger |
| Chris Farley | ... | passenger |
| Michael McKean | ... | narrator Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | captain |
| Adam Sandler | ... | passenger |
| David Spade | ... | passenger |
⁕In reruns, the exchange between Adam Sandler and David Hyde Pierce before David's exit is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Sketch | Nervous Habits |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | Tom |
| Michael McKean | ... | Bill |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Wachtel |
⁕Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, the sheep were unruly, and crew members can be seen wrangling them.
| Sketch | Broken English |
| David Hyde Pierce | ... | foreigner |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Jersey kid |
| David Spade | ... | Jersey kid |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Dr. Angela Coleman |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Lionel Osbourne#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Movie News |
⁕An audience member screams when the Sylvester Stallone graphic appears. This is removed in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| David Hyde Pierce | 8 | 1 | |||
| Live | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Chris Elliott | 3 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Janeane Garofalo | 4 | 1 | |||
| Norm MacDonald | 1 | ||||
| Michael McKean | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Mark McKinney | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | ||||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Laura Kightlinger | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 57 | 3 | 7 | 7 |