| Aired: | 09.24.1994 (4 / 15) |
| Brian Austin Green | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Ms. Osbourne |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Marcia Clark |
| Michael McKean | ... | Robert Shapiro |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Al Cowlings |
| Tim Meadows | ... | O.J. Simpson |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Mr. Lookner |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lance Ito |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Terry Moran |
| David Spade | ... | Brian Kato Kaelin |