| Cold Opening | The 1994 New York Gubernatorial Debate |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Robin Quivers |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario Cuomo |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Glenda Bach |
| Michael McKean | ... | Howard Stern Live |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Gary Dell'Abate |
| Jay Mohr | ... | spectator Voice |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Phyllis Comfort |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | reporter |