| Cold Opening | The 1994 New York Gubernatorial Debate |
| Sketch | Double Date |
| Miscellaneous | Support |
| Show | American Sportsman Today |
| Musical Performance | "Night In My Veins" |
| Show | Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol |
| Show | Cops |
| Sketch | Plucky Ninjas |
| Musical Performance | "I'll Stand By You" |
| Miscellaneous | Flintstones Names |
| Sketch | Taxi Trivia |
| Cold Opening | The 1994 New York Gubernatorial Debate |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Robin Quivers |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario Cuomo |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Glenda Bach |
| Michael McKean | ... | Howard Stern Live |
| Jay Mohr | ... | spectator Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Gary Dell'Abate |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Phyllis Comfort |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Double Date |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Kimberly |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Captain Jim |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pedro |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | daughter |
| Show | American Sportsman Today |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rush Limbaugh |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ron Wood |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Marisa Tomei |
| Show | Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | dispatcher Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Danny Williams |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Michael McKean | ... | Glenn McRae |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Warren Christopher |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Caine |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kenneth Reese-Evans |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dame Sarah Kensington |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Plucky Ninjas |
| Jim Downey | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | ninja |
| Phil Hartman | ... | ninja |
| Michael McKean | ... | ninja |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | ninja |
| Adam Sandler | ... | ninja |
| Rob Schneider | ... | ninja |
| David Spade | ... | ninja |
| Commercial |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Nat King Cole |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Bolton |
| Cold Opening | The 1994 New York Gubernatorial Debate |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Robin Quivers |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario Cuomo |
| Michael McKean | ... | Howard Stern Live |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Gary Dell'Abate |
| Show | American Sportsman Today |
| Show | Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol |
| Cold Opening | The 1994 New York Gubernatorial Debate |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Robin Quivers |
| Chris Farley | ... | spectator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario Cuomo |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Glenda Bach |
| Michael McKean | ... | Howard Stern Live |
| Jay Mohr | ... | spectator Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Gary Dell'Abate |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Phyllis Comfort |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Double Date |
| John Goodman | ... | Mr. Richardson |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Kimberly |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Captain Jim |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Pedro |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | daughter |
| Show | American Sportsman Today |
| John Goodman | ... | Eugene Flowers |
| Chris Farley | ... | Rush Limbaugh |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ron Wood |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | Marisa Tomei |
| Show | Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol |
| John Goodman | ... | Terry Gamble |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | dispatcher Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Danny Williams |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Michael McKean | ... | Glenn McRae |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Warren Christopher |
| Show | Cops |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Jay Mohr | ... | officer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bobby |
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Sir Hugh Thompson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Michael Caine |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Christopher Walken |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kenneth Reese-Evans |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Dame Sarah Kensington |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Plucky Ninjas |
| John Goodman | ... | ninja |
| Jim Downey | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | ninja |
| Phil Hartman | ... | ninja |
| Michael McKean | ... | ninja |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | ninja |
| Adam Sandler | ... | ninja |
| Rob Schneider | ... | ninja |
| David Spade | ... | ninja |
| Commercial |
| Michael McKean | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Nat King Cole |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Michael Bolton |
| Sketch | Taxi Trivia |
| John Goodman | ... | passenger |
| Michael McKean | ... | officer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | driver |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | passenger |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 8 | ||||
| The Pretenders | 2 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Manute Bol | 1 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 5 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | |||||
| Michael McKean | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | 3 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 2 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | 1 | |||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 4 | 16 | 9 |