| Cold Opening | Caning |
| Game Show | Geek Dweeb or Spazz |
| Musical Performance | "Not For You" |
| Show | How Much Ya Bench? |
| Musical Performance | "Rearview Mirror" |
| Sketch | Poker Billy |
| Musical Performance | "Daughter" |
| Cold Opening | Caning |
| Phil Hartman | ... | doctor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jeff Gardner |
| Rob Schneider | ... | warden Live |
| Game Show | Geek Dweeb or Spazz |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Serena Williams |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Doreen Farbin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Eric Thompson |
| Mike Myers | ... | Sean Denny |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark Hirschfeld |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Billy Westman |
| David Spade | ... | Stevie Siskin |
| Steve Lookner | ... | student Still |
| David Mandel | ... | student Still |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | student Still |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Alfre Woodard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Rose |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Denzel Washington |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos |
| Show | How Much Ya Bench? |
| Chris Farley | ... | panelist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | panelist |
| Mike Myers | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | panelist |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| David Spade | ... | panelist |
| Fred Wolf | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mr. O'Malley |
| Adam Sandler | ... | The Herlihy Boy |
| Sketch | Poker Billy |
| Chris Farley | ... | bartender |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Texas Jim |
| Michael McKean | ... | guitarist |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Mike Myers | ... | player |
| Adam Sandler | ... | drunkard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jenny |
| Cold Opening | Caning |
| Emilio Estevez | ... | Michael Fay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | doctor |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jeff Gardner |
| Rob Schneider | ... | warden Live |
| Game Show | Geek Dweeb or Spazz |
| Emilio Estevez | ... | Nick Russell |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Serena Williams |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Doreen Farbin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Eric Thompson |
| Mike Myers | ... | Sean Denny |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Mark Hirschfeld |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Billy Westman |
| David Spade | ... | Stevie Siskin |
| Steve Lookner | ... | student Still |
| David Mandel | ... | student Still |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | student Still |
| Commercial |
| Emilio Estevez | ... | Matt McKay |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Alfre Woodard |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Michael McKean | ... | Mr. Rose |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Denzel Washington |
| Mike Myers | ... | George Stephanopoulos |
| Show | How Much Ya Bench? |
| Emilio Estevez | ... | Frankie Genovese |
| Charlie Sheen | Voice | |
| Chris Farley | ... | panelist |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | panelist |
| Mike Myers | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | panelist |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| David Spade | ... | panelist |
| Fred Wolf | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Emilio Estevez | ||
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mr. O'Malley |
| Adam Sandler | ... | The Herlihy Boy |
| Sketch | Poker Billy |
| Emilio Estevez | ... | Billy |
| Chris Farley | ... | bartender |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Texas Jim |
| Michael McKean | ... | guitarist |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Mike Myers | ... | player |
| Adam Sandler | ... | drunkard |
| Rob Schneider | ... | player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jenny |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Emilio Estevez | 7 | 1 | |||
| Pearl Jam | 3 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Charlie Sheen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 3 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 1 | ||||
| Norm MacDonald | |||||
| Michael McKean | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jay Mohr | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 2 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 5 | 2 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | |||||
| David Spade | 2 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | ||||
| Fred Wolf | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Lookner | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Mandel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ryan Shiraki | 1 | 1 | |||
| 54 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 3 |