| Sketch | Scared Straight |
| Martin Lawrence | ... | Deshawn Powers |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Warden Hammersly |
| Tim Meadows | ... | juvenile |
| Adam Sandler | ... | juvenile |
| Rob Schneider | ... | juvenile |
| David Spade | ... | juvenile |
| Jay Mohr | ... | juvenile |
⁕Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, Chris Farley accidentally says "comey with the home roars" instead of "homey with the cornrows".