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February 19, 1994S19E14 #360

Cold Opening

A Message From Jeff Gillooly

Show

Thugs

Musical Performance

"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

Sketch

Scared Straight

Sketch

Bike Messenger

Musical Performance

"Afternoons & Coffeespoons"

Sketch

Bench Warmer

Cold Opening

A Message From Jeff Gillooly

Rob Schneider ... Jeff Gillooly Live
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Show

Thugs

Phil Hartman ... Eugene Carl Murdock
Rob Schneider ... victim
Norm MacDonald ... victim
Fred Wolf ... police officer Voice
Sketch

Scared Straight

Chris Farley ... Matt Foley
Phil Hartman ... Warden Hammersly
Tim Meadows ... juvenile
Adam Sandler ... juvenile
Rob Schneider ... juvenile
David Spade ... juvenile
Jay Mohr ... juvenile
Sketch

Bike Messenger

Ellen Cleghorne ... passerby
Phil Hartman ... passerby
Mike Myers ... bike messenger
Adam Sandler ... passerby
Rob Schneider ... paperboy
David Spade ... Stevie Siskin
Julia Sweeney ... passerby
Norm MacDonald ... passerby
Jay Mohr ... passerby
Sketch

Bench Warmer

Phil Hartman ... coach
Tim Meadows ... Will George
Jay Mohr ... player
Dave Attell ... spectator
Steve Koren ... spectator
Steve Lookner ... spectator
Lew Morton ... spectator
Fred Wolf ... player
Show

Thugs

Martin Lawrence ... Clarence Darnell
Sketch

Scared Straight

Martin Lawrence ... Deshawn Powers
Sketch

Bike Messenger

Martin Lawrence ... passerby
Sketch

Bench Warmer

Martin Lawrence ... Ray Morris
Sketch

Bench Warmer

Henry Simmons ... Johnny
Show

Thugs

John Henry Kurtz ... announcer Voice
Sketch

Bench Warmer

Jeffrey Reeves ... referee
Cold Opening

A Message From Jeff Gillooly

Rob Schneider ... Jeff Gillooly Live
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Monologue

In reruns, a portion of the monologue is removed due to Martin Lawrence's graphic discussion of feminine hygiene, and is replaced with an explanation and voiceover by Jim Downey. To fill time, a Tom Schiller film entitled "Laura" featuring Melanie Hutsell is shown later in the episode.

Commercial

McIntosh Post-It Notes

Chris Farley ... coach
Norm MacDonald ... doctor

Benny Goodman - "Sing, Sing, Sing"

Show

Thugs

Martin Lawrence ... Clarence Darnell
John Henry Kurtz ... announcer Voice
Phil Hartman ... Eugene Carl Murdock
Rob Schneider ... victim
Norm MacDonald ... victim
Fred Wolf ... police officer Voice

Inner Circle - "Bad Boys"

Show

Daily Affirmation

This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, and the word "ass" is bleeped.

Sketch

Scared Straight

Martin Lawrence ... Deshawn Powers
Chris Farley ... Matt Foley
Phil Hartman ... Warden Hammersly
Tim Meadows ... juvenile
Adam Sandler ... juvenile
Rob Schneider ... juvenile
David Spade ... juvenile
Jay Mohr ... juvenile

Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, Chris Farley accidentally says "comey with the home roars" instead of "homey with the cornrows".

Sketch

Bike Messenger

Martin Lawrence ... passerby
Ellen Cleghorne ... passerby
Phil Hartman ... passerby
Mike Myers ... bike messenger
Adam Sandler ... passerby
Rob Schneider ... paperboy
David Spade ... Stevie Siskin
Julia Sweeney ... passerby
Norm MacDonald ... passerby
Jay Mohr ... passerby

This sketch originally appeared at the 02.12.1994 dress rehearsal, in which Alec Baldwin played Mike Myers' role.

Musical Performance

"Afternoons & Coffeespoons"

Sketch

Bench Warmer

Martin Lawrence ... Ray Morris
Henry Simmons ... Johnny
Phil Hartman ... coach
Tim Meadows ... Will George
Jay Mohr ... player
Dave Attell ... spectator
Steve Koren ... spectator
Steve Lookner ... spectator
Lew Morton ... spectator
Fred Wolf ... player
Jeffrey Reeves ... referee

In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.

Show

Ricki Lake

In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.