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February 5, 1994#1

Cold Opening

Operation Pedophile Not

Patrick Stewart ... Andy Jensen
Ellen Cleghorne ... patron
Phil Hartman ... Ted
Tim Meadows ... Michael Jackson Live
Julia Sweeney ... Theresa
Sarah Silverman ... patron
Rudy Ruggiero ... patron
The establishing shot of the China Club was later used for various Roxbury Guys sketches.