| Sketch |
| Christian Slater | ... | Alan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Out Of Africa owner |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | police officer |