| Sketch | Motivational Speaker |
| Musical Performance | "Cherub Rock" |
| Sketch | Teen Band |
| Show | The Vallencourt Boys |
| Musical Performance | "Today" |
| Sketch | The Headline Store |
| Show | Trent Markham, Lung Doctor |
| Cold Opening |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman Live |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | player |
| Chris Farley | ... | player |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | player |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | player |
| Sketch | Motivational Speaker |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | daughter |
| David Spade | ... | son |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Commentary on Ted & Whoopi |
| Adam Sandler |
| Sketch | Teen Band |
| Chris Farley | ... | teenager |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | teenager |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | mother Voice |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Out Of Africa owner |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | police officer |
| Show | The Vallencourt Boys |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Rodney Cartwright |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bobby Vallencourt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | The Headline Store |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Show | Trent Markham, Lung Doctor |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | nurse |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Trent Markham |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening |
| Mike Myers | ... | Linda Richman Live |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | caller Voice |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | player |
| Chris Farley | ... | player |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | player |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | player |
| Sketch | Motivational Speaker |
| Christian Slater | ... | son |
| Chris Farley | ... | Matt Foley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | daughter |
| David Spade | ... | son |
| Show |
| Christian Slater | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Russell Clark |
| Mike Myers | ... | Joey Lawrence |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Andrew McCarthy |
♬Quango & Sparky - "Do the Boogaloo"
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... |
Queen Shenequa
Commentary on Ted & Whoopi |
| Adam Sandler |
| Sketch | Teen Band |
| Christian Slater | ... | Richard |
| Chris Farley | ... | teenager |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | teenager |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | mother Voice |
| Sketch |
| Christian Slater | ... | Alan |
| Phil Hartman | ... | police officer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Out Of Africa owner |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Tom Davis | ... | police officer |
| Show | The Vallencourt Boys |
| Christian Slater | ... | Tommy Donnelly |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Rodney Cartwright |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Bobby Vallencourt |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Tony Vallencourt |
| Rob Schneider | ... | caller Voice |
| Jay Mohr | ... | caller Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
♬The Standells - "Dirty Water"
| Sketch | The Headline Store |
| Christian Slater | ... | owner |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | customer |
| Chris Farley | ... | customer |
| Phil Hartman | ... | customer |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | customer |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Canteen Boy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | customer |
| Show | Trent Markham, Lung Doctor |
| Christian Slater | ... | Dick |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | nurse |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Trent Markham |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | wife |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christian Slater | 8 | ||||
| The Smashing Pumpkins | 2 | ||||
| Mark O'Connor | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 5 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 5 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 5 | 2 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 3 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 5 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Norm MacDonald | |||||
| Jay Mohr | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | 1 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Sarah Silverman | 1 | 1 | |||
| 69 | 7 | 2 | 10 |