| Sketch | The Relapse Guy |
| Shannen Doherty | ... | Sheila |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | nurse |
| Chris Farley | ... | Scott |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Tim Meadows | ... | counselor |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jack |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Richard Rawlins |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Dr. Endicott |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | mother |