| Sketch |
| Kevin Kline | ... | Stavros |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Zeus |
| Mike Myers | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Poseidon |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | patron |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Lorne Michaels |