| Cold Opening | White House |
| Sketch | Rome |
| Show | How To Find Financial Freedom |
| Musical Performance | "Graceland" |
| Sketch | Shmee |
| Sketch | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Musical Performance | "Still Is Still Moving To Me" |
| Film | Criminal Encounter |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | secretary Voice |
| Monologue |
| Mike Myers | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Rock | ||
| Rob Schneider | ||
| Adam Sandler | ... | Audience McGee |
| Christine Zander | ... | masseuse |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | player |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | player |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | player |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | player |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
| Sketch | Rome |
| Chris Farley | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario |
| Mike Myers | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Alonzo |
| Rob Schneider | ... | teller |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | traveler |
| Tim Meadows | ... | chauffeur |
| Adam Sandler | ... | waiter |
| David Spade | ... | Jeff |
| Tom Davis | ... | traveler |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | traveler |
| Terry Turner | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
| Show | How To Find Financial Freedom |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Brian |
| David Spade | ... | Don Lapre |
| Sketch |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Zeus |
| Mike Myers | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Poseidon |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | patron |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Sketch | Shmee |
| Chris Farley | ... | Shmee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | burglar |
| Chris Rock | ... | Ray-Ray |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Adam Sandler | ... | burglar |
| Film | Criminal Encounter |
| Chris Farley | ... | Harley McDougall |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Pedro Huerrero |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Maury Frugan |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Cold Opening | White House |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Bob Dole Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | secretary Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | player |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | player |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | player |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | player |
| Tim Meadows | ... | player |
⁕This commercial parody originally appeared at the 05.08.1993 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Rome |
| Kevin Kline | ... | Jean Carlo Gambrelli |
| Chris Farley | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario |
| Mike Myers | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Alonzo |
| Rob Schneider | ... | teller |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | traveler |
| Tim Meadows | ... | chauffeur |
| Adam Sandler | ... | waiter |
| David Spade | ... | Jeff |
| Tom Davis | ... | traveler |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | traveler |
| Terry Turner | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
| Show | How To Find Financial Freedom |
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Brian |
| David Spade | ... | Don Lapre |
| Sketch |
| Kevin Kline | ... | Stavros |
| Chris Farley | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Zeus |
| Mike Myers | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Poseidon |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | patron |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Helios |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Hub's Gyros employee |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Sketch | Shmee |
| Chris Farley | ... | Shmee |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | burglar |
| Chris Rock | ... | Ray-Ray |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Adam Sandler | ... | burglar |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 04.17.1993 dress rehearsal.
| Film | Criminal Encounter |
| Chris Farley | ... | Harley McDougall |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Pedro Huerrero |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Maury Frugan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Kline | 5 | ||||
| Willie Nelson | 2 | ||||
| Paul Simon | 2 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joel Godard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 6 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Mike Myers | 3 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 2 | ||||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 5 | 3 | |||
| David Spade | 3 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 2 | ||||
| 66 | 7 | 4 | 3 |