| Sketch | Rome |
| Kevin Kline | ... | Jean Carlo Gambrelli |
| Chris Farley | ... | traveler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mario |
| Mike Myers | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Alonzo |
| Rob Schneider | ... | teller |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | traveler |
| Tim Meadows | ... | chauffeur |
| Adam Sandler | ... | waiter |
| David Spade | ... | Jeff |
| Tom Davis | ... | traveler |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | traveler |
| Terry Turner | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |