| Show | Stop This Craziness! |
| Kirstie Alley | ... | Susan Powter |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mrs. A. Kliwicki |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Mrs. A. B. Brown |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 03.20.1993 dress rehearsal, in which Miranda Richardson played Susan Powter. Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.