| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| John Zonars | ... | hijacker Still |
| Kevin Nealon |
Subliminal EditorialBill Clinton | |
| Adam Sandler |
Song"Red Hooded Sweatshirt" | |
| Steve Koren | ... | audience member |
| Paul McCartney | ||
| Linda McCartney |
⁕Adam Sandler originally performed his song at the 01.16.1993 dress rehearsal.