| Sketch |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Todd |
| Chris Farley | ... | Cindy Crawford#1 |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tammy#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | friend |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Lucy Brawn#2 |
| David Spade | ... | Christy Henderson#2 |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.