| Cold Opening | Dateline NBC |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Cold Opening | Dateline NBC |
| Mike Myers | ... | Stone Phillips |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.