| Aired: | 10.24.1992 (12 / 16) |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Professor Cavendish |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | nurse |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Jenkins |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Officer Daniels |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steve Lyle |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Lucy Lyle |