| Cold Opening | Joy Ride |
| Sketch | Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic |
| Musical Performance | "Tennessee" |
| Show | Stalk Talk |
| Sketch | Sinead O'Connor Goodtime Happy Jamboree |
| Sketch | Professor C And The Super Sleuths |
| Miscellaneous | Plea |
| Musical Performance | "People Everyday" |
| Musical Sketch | The Boulevard of Broken Balls |
| Commercial |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Rob Schneider | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Collier |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | employee |
| Sketch | Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Chris Rock | ... | food delivery man |
| Adam Sandler | ... | employee |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Bob |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | employee |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady /undecided voter |
| David Spade |
| Show | Stalk Talk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Marty |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Danny |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Allison McGrath |
| David Mandel | ... | Night Vision user Still |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | coworker |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Sketch | Sinead O'Connor Goodtime Happy Jamboree |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kris Kristofferson |
| Sketch | Professor C And The Super Sleuths |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | nurse |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Jenkins |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Officer Daniels |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steve Lyle |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Lucy Lyle |
| Sketch | Sinead O'Connor Goodtime Happy Jamboree |
| Commercial |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | secretary |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | executive |
| Rob Schneider | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Collier |
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | ... | employee |
| Sketch |
| Christopher Walken | ... | The Continental |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | visitor |
| Sketch | Ed Glosser, Trivial Psychic |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Ed Glosser |
| Phil Hartman | ... | employee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | food delivery man |
| Adam Sandler | ... | employee |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Bob |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | employee |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady /undecided voter |
| David Spade |
| Show | Stalk Talk |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Brian |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ellen |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Marty |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Danny |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Allison McGrath |
| David Mandel | ... | Night Vision user Still |
| Sketch |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Carl |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | coworker |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Sketch | Sinead O'Connor Goodtime Happy Jamboree |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sinead O'Connor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Kris Kristofferson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Professor C And The Super Sleuths |
| Christopher Walken | ... | Professor Cavendish |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | nurse |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dr. Jenkins |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Officer Daniels |
| Adam Sandler | ... | photographer |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Steve Lyle |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Lucy Lyle |
| Miscellaneous | Plea |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sinead O'Connor |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Audience McGee |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Christopher Walken | 7 | 1 | |||
| Arrested Development | 2 | ||||
| Jan Hooks | 4 | 2 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Chris Farley | |||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 1 | 2 | 6 | |
| Melanie Hutsell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | |||||
| Mike Myers | |||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Adam Sandler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 4 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | |||||
| David Spade | 2 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 7 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Mandel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ian Maxtone-Graham | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 55 | 5 | 5 | 8 | 3 |