| Show |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Brian Wilson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.