| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Show | Cooking With Dennis Miller |
| Show | Sunday Morning Videos |
| Musical Performance | "Success Has Made a Failure of Our Home" |
| Sketch | Book Burning |
| Musical Performance | "War" |
| Sketch | Sweet Jimmy, The World's Nicest Pimp |
| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | clerk |
| Adam Sandler | ... | clerk |
| Rob Schneider | ... | clerk |
| Robert Smigel | ... | chef |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Benjamin Franklin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clive Bradshaw |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Washington |
| Rob Schneider | ... | reporter |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Cooking With Dennis Miller |
| Sketch | Book Burning |
| Chris Farley | ... | camper |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | camper |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tommy |
| David Spade | ... | camper |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Christy |
| Christine Zander | ... | camper |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Sweet Jimmy, The World's Nicest Pimp |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheri |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Candice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Dr. Kaplan |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Tim Robbins | ... | clerk |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | clerk |
| Adam Sandler | ... | clerk |
| Rob Schneider | ... | clerk |
| Robert Smigel | ... | chef |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Thomas Jefferson |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Benjamin Franklin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clive Bradshaw |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Washington |
| Rob Schneider | ... | reporter |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Cooking With Dennis Miller |
| Sketch | Book Burning |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Bob Roberts |
| Chris Farley | ... | camper |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | camper |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tommy |
| David Spade | ... | camper |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Christy |
| Christine Zander | ... | camper |
| Show |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Brian Wilson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Sweet Jimmy, The World's Nicest Pimp |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Jimmy |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheri |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Candice |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Dr. Kaplan |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Robbins | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Sinead O'Connor | 2 | ||||
| Miles Robbins | 1 | ||||
| Susan Sarandon | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Chris Farley | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Mike Myers | |||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Chris Rock | |||||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 6 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tony Mendez | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 2 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 2 | 10 | 12 |