| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Show | Cooking With Dennis Miller |
| Show | Sunday Morning Videos |
| Musical Performance | "Success Has Made a Failure of Our Home" |
| Sketch | Book Burning |
| Musical Performance | "War" |
| Sketch | Sweet Jimmy, The World's Nicest Pimp |
| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | clerk |
| Rob Schneider | ... | clerk |
| Adam Sandler | ... | clerk |
| Robert Smigel | ... | chef |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Benjamin Franklin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Washington |
| Rob Schneider | ... | reporter |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clive Bradshaw |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Cooking With Dennis Miller |
| Sketch | Book Burning |
| Chris Farley | ... | camper |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tommy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Christy |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | camper |
| David Spade | ... | camper |
| Christine Zander | ... | camper |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
| Sketch | Sweet Jimmy, The World's Nicest Pimp |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Dr. Kaplan |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheri |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Candice |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Tim Robbins | ... | clerk |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | clerk |
| Rob Schneider | ... | clerk |
| Adam Sandler | ... | clerk |
| Robert Smigel | ... | chef |
| Sketch | Founding Fathers |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Thomas Jefferson |
| Chris Farley | ... | reporter |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Benjamin Franklin |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | George Washington |
| Rob Schneider | ... | reporter |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | reporter |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clive Bradshaw |
| David Spade | ... | reporter |
| Tom Davis | ... | reporter |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Cooking With Dennis Miller |
| Show | Sunday Morning Videos |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Reverend Owen E. Veneble |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Jeffrey Wu |
⁕Some of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Book Burning |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Bob Roberts |
| Chris Farley | ... | camper |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Rob Schneider | ... | Tommy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Christy |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | camper |
| David Spade | ... | camper |
| Christine Zander | ... | camper |
| Show |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Brian Wilson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller Voice |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | caller Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tori Spelling |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Musical Performance | "War" |
⁕At the end of her performance, Sinead O'Connor rips up a photograph of Pope John Paul II and shouts "Fight the real enemy!" The applause lights are not lit, and the show goes to commercial in complete silence. Consequently, this performance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Sweet Jimmy, The World's Nicest Pimp |
| Tim Robbins | ... | Jimmy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Dr. Kaplan |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Cheri |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Candice |
⁕Most of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tim Robbins | 7 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Sinead O'Connor | 2 | ||||
| Miles Robbins | 1 | ||||
| Susan Sarandon | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Chris Farley | 2 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Mike Myers | |||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Chris Rock | |||||
| Rob Schneider | 6 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 2 | ||||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 2 | ||||
| Melanie Hutsell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 4 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tony Mendez | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dave Wilson | 1 | 1 | |||
| Christine Zander | 2 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 2 | 10 | 12 |