| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Cold Opening | United We Stand, America |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ross Perot Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.