| Sketch |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Keyrock |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | council member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | council member |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | stewardess |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | council member |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | mayor |
| Robert Smigel | ... | council member |