| Cold Opening | 17th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Show | My 75 Kids |
| Musical Performance | "Rodeo" |
| Sketch | Anton Mesrobian, Teen Dermatologist |
| Musical Performance | "The River" |
| Sketch | Country Singer Names |
| Sketch | The Ides of March |
| Cold Opening | 17th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry Brown |
| Chris Farley | ... | trekkie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Mike Myers | ... | trekkie |
| David Spade | ... | trekkie |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul Tsongas |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Live Voice |
| Commercial |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mama Cass |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Judy Garland |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ethel Merman |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Natalie Cole |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tammy Wynette |
| Show | My 75 Kids |
| Dana Carvey | ... | William Demarest /Uncle Charlie |
| Chris Farley | ... | kid |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Keyrock |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | council member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | council member |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | stewardess |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | council member |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | mayor |
| Robert Smigel | ... | council member |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Farley |
Commentary on St. Patrick's Day | |
| Adam Sandler | ... |
Cajun Man
Report on spring break in Daytona Beach |
| Tom Davis | ... | priest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Pam Hurn |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kenneth Reese-Evans |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Anton Mesrobian, Teen Dermatologist |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jason Barnes |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Gary |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tracy Lynch |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Tim Meadows | ... | father |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Cindy |
| Sketch | The Ides of March |
| Dana Carvey | ... | friend |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Phil Hartman | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brutus |
| Phil Hymes | ... | Julius Caesar |
| Cold Opening | 17th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry Brown |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul Tsongas |
| Cold Opening | 17th Annual Star Trek Convention |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry Brown |
| Chris Farley | ... | trekkie |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Mike Myers | ... | trekkie |
| David Spade | ... | trekkie |
| Al Franken | ... | Paul Tsongas |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Live Voice |
| Commercial |
| John Goodman | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Chris Farley | ... | Mama Cass |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Judy Garland |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ethel Merman |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Natalie Cole |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Elvis Presley |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Tammy Wynette |
| Show | My 75 Kids |
| John Goodman | ... | Cecil Jacobson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | William Demarest /Uncle Charlie |
| Chris Farley | ... | kid |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Billy Eichner | ... | kid |
| Sketch |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Keyrock |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | council member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | council member |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | stewardess |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | council member |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | mayor |
| Robert Smigel | ... | council member |
| Weekend Update |
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Chris Farley |
Commentary on St. Patrick's Day | |
| Adam Sandler | ... |
Cajun Man
Report on spring break in Daytona Beach |
| Tom Davis | ... | priest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ed McMahon |
| Beth Cahill | ... | Pam Hurn |
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Quentin Smithers |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Mickey Rooney |
| Mike Myers | ... | Kenneth Reese-Evans |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | Katharine Hepburn |
| Audrey Peart Dickman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Anton Mesrobian, Teen Dermatologist |
| John Goodman | ... | Anton Mesrobian |
| Chris Farley | ... | Jason Barnes |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Rock | ... | Gary |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Tracy Lynch |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | mother |
| Tim Meadows | ... | father |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Cindy |
| Sketch | The Ides of March |
| John Goodman | ... | stranger |
| Dana Carvey | ... | friend |
| Chris Farley | ... | friend |
| Phil Hartman | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brutus |
| Phil Hymes | ... | Julius Caesar |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 7 | 2 | |||
| Garth Brooks | 2 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 3 | |||
| Chris Farley | 6 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 10 | 1 | 2 | 5 | |
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | ||||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| Ellen Cleghorne | 3 | 1 | |||
| Siobhan Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tim Meadows | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Beth Cahill | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Melanie Hutsell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Audrey Peart Dickman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 3 | 3 | |||
| Phil Hymes | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Billy Eichner | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 3 | 18 | 12 |