| Sketch | The Garbage Disposal |
| George Wendt | ... | Retired Man |
| Phil Hartman | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Independent Widow |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | housewife |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ed Miles#3 |
| Chris Farley | ... | Drinkin' Buddy#2 |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |