| Cold Opening | Assassinating Hussein |
| Show | Hello New York |
| Sketch | Officer Miller |
| Musical Performance | "Ice Ice Baby" |
| Sketch | Lukens Pipe Inc. |
| Musical Performance | "Play That Funky Music" |
| Show | Insane Inventors |
| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Cold Opening | Assassinating Hussein |
| Show | Hello New York |
| Phil Hartman | ... | caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Evan |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | caller Voice |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | caller Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rene Becker |
| Mike Myers | ... | Art |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bob |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | grandma |
| Tom Davis | ... | Dirk |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Aunt Rose |
| Sketch | Officer Miller |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Officer Miller |
| Chris Farley | ... | Billy |
| David Spade | ... | tourist Still |
| Show |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Danny Sheridan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Christine Zander | ... | waitress |
| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey "The Coagulator" MacLarion |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor Popolano |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. O'Hanlon |
| Chris Rock | ... | Dancing Joe Katen |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Héctor Camacho |
| Cold Opening | Assassinating Hussein |
| Cold Opening | Assassinating Hussein |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Virgil Sollozzo Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Saddam Hussein |
| Monologue |
| Joe Mantegna | ||
| Terry Turner | ... | father |
⁕At the end of his monologue, Joe Mantegna accidentally calls the boy Zach, when he had previously been referred to as Tyler. The monologue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which the boy's name is Zach.
| Show | Hello New York |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Michael Fusco |
| Phil Hartman | ... | caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Evan |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | caller Voice |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | caller Voice |
| Show |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Jimmy Becker |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rene Becker |
| Mike Myers | ... | Art |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bob |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | grandma |
| Tom Davis | ... | Dirk |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Aunt Rose |
| Sketch | Officer Miller |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Officer Miller |
| Chris Farley | ... | Billy |
| David Spade | ... | tourist Still |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
♬Queen & David Bowie - "Under Pressure"
♬Fred Astaire - "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off"
| Show |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Bill Swerski |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Danny Sheridan |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Christine Zander | ... | waitress |
♬Foghat - "Sweet Home Chicago"
| Show | Insane Inventors |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | The Wolfman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Thomas Edison |
| Phil Hartman | ... | host |
| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | boxer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey "The Coagulator" MacLarion |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor Popolano |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. O'Hanlon |
| Chris Rock | ... | Dancing Joe Katen |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Héctor Camacho |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Eddie "The Clot" O'Hanlon Still |
| Grafton True | ... | mourner |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Mantegna | 8 | 1 | |||
| Vanilla Ice | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 3 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Rock | 2 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Rob Schneider | |||||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | 1 | |||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| 52 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 2 |