January 12, 1991S16E10 #296
| Host: | Joe Mantegna |
| Musical Guest: | Vanilla Ice |
| Cold Opening | Assassinating Hussein |
| Show | Hello New York |
| Sketch | Officer Miller |
| Musical Performance | "Ice Ice Baby" |
| Sketch | Lukens Pipe Inc. |
| Musical Performance | "Play That Funky Music" |
| Show | Insane Inventors |
| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Show | Hello New York |
| Tom Davis | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Evan |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | caller Voice |
| Show | Nightline |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Tom Davis | ... | Dirk |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bob |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rene Becker |
| Mike Myers | ... | Art |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | grandma |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Aunt Rose |
| Show | Bill Swerski's Super Fans |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Danny Sheridan |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Christine Zander | ... | waitress |
| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey "The Coagulator" MacLarion |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor Popolano |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. O'Hanlon |
| Chris Rock | ... | Dancing Joe Katen |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Héctor Camacho |
| Grafton True | ... | mourner |
| Show | Bill Swerski's Super Fans |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Bill Swerski |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Cold Opening | Assassinating Hussein |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Virgil Sollozzo Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Saddam Hussein |
| Show | Hello New York |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Michael Fusco |
| Tom Davis | ... | caller Voice |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | caller Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Evan |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | caller Voice |
| Show | Nightline |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Jimmy Becker |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Tom Davis | ... | Dirk |
| Chris Farley | ... | Bob |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Diane Sawyer |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Rene Becker |
| Mike Myers | ... | Art |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | grandma |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | Aunt Rose |
| Show | Bill Swerski's Super Fans |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | Bill Swerski |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Mike Myers | ... | Pat Arnold |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Danny Sheridan |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| Christine Zander | ... | waitress |
| Show | Insane Inventors |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | The Wolfman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Thomas Edison |
| Phil Hartman | ... | host |
| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | boxer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey "The Coagulator" MacLarion |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor Popolano |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. O'Hanlon |
| Chris Rock | ... | Dancing Joe Katen |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Héctor Camacho |
| Grafton True | ... | mourner |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joe Mantegna | 8 | 1 | |||
| Vanilla Ice | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 3 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 1 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 2 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | |||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | |||||
| Julia Sweeney | 1 | ||||
| Grafton True | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Terry Turner | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 1 | ||||
| 50 | 6 | 8 | 6 |