| Sketch | O'Hanlon Memorial |
| Joe Mantegna | ... | boxer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Casey "The Coagulator" MacLarion |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Victor Popolano |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. O'Hanlon |
| Chris Rock | ... | Dancing Joe Katen |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Héctor Camacho |
| Andy Murphy | ... | Eddie "The Clot" O'Hanlon Still |
| Grafton True | ... | mourner |