| Musical Performance | "All This Time" |
| Show | The Sinatra Group |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Musical Performance | "Mad About You" |
| Sketch | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Sketch | First Impression |
| Musical Performance | "Purple Haze" |
| Sketch | Poet |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | bartender |
| Mike Myers | ... | spokesperson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | waitress |
| Show | The Sinatra Group |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Sketch | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Igor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Mike Myers | ... | Colonel Pickering |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Walter McCauley /caller Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Maude Kaufman /caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Paul Baldwin |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Arnold Bar /caller Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Aubrey Dawson /caller Voice |
| Sketch | First Impression |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harold Weatherbee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Wendy MacElroy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Weatherbee |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Show | The Sinatra Group |
| Sting | ... | Billy Idol |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sinead O'Connor |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eydie Gorme |
| Mike Myers | ... | Steve Lawrence |
| Chris Rock | ... | Luther Campbell |
| Cold Opening |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | bartender |
| Mike Myers | ... | spokesperson |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | waitress |
| Show | The Sinatra Group |
| Sting | ... | Billy Idol |
| Joel Godard | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Sinead O'Connor |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Eydie Gorme |
| Mike Myers | ... | Steve Lawrence |
| Chris Rock | ... | Luther Campbell |
♬Frank Sinatra - "Nice 'n' Easy"
| Sketch | Copy Machine |
| Sting | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Mike Myers | ... | Tom |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Randy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Sandy |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Weekend Update |
♬The Police - "Roxanne"
| Sketch | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Sting | ... | Dr. Frankenstein |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Igor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Mike Myers | ... | Colonel Pickering |
| Show |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Walter McCauley /caller Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Maude Kaufman /caller Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Paul Baldwin |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | Arnold Bar /caller Voice |
| Tom Schiller | ... | Aubrey Dawson /caller Voice |
| Sketch | First Impression |
| Sting | ... | Jeff Weatherbee |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harold Weatherbee |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Wendy MacElroy |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mrs. Weatherbee |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with a Jack Handey film entitled "The True Story Of What Happened To Me".
| Sketch | Poet |
| Sting | ... | Tommy Hughes |
| Janet Aldrich | ... | Sheeba |
| Phil Hartman | ... | emcee |
| Mike Myers | ... | Ernie Hitchens |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sting | 10 | 1 | |||
| Janet Aldrich | 1 | ||||
| Vinnie Colaiuta | 3 | ||||
| David Sancious | 3 | ||||
| Joel Godard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 2 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 12 | 2 | 1 | 6 | |
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 7 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Farley | 1 | ||||
| Chris Rock | 1 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 3 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 4 | 4 | |||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tom Schiller | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 12 | 6 | 16 |