| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on boxing and Indians | |
| Chris Farley | ... |
Tom Arnold
Commentary on their National Enquirer lawsuit |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
♬Sly & The Family Stone - "Dance to the Music"
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Chris Rock |
Commentary on boxing and Indians | |
| Chris Farley | ... |
Tom Arnold
Commentary on their National Enquirer lawsuit |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
♬Sly & The Family Stone - "Dance to the Music"