Aired:10.20.1990 (9 / 16)
Sketch
Attack Of The Colossal Killer Lincoln

George Steinbrenner ... soldier
Dana Carvey ... Billy
Tom Davis ... Jefferson statue
Chris Farley ... soldier
Phil Hartman ... Lincoln statue
Phil Hartman ... announcer (voice)
Jan Hooks ... visitor
Victoria Jackson ... motorist
Kevin Nealon ... motorist
Chris Rock ... soldier