| Cold Opening | It Used To Be A Wonderful Life |
| Musical Performance | "Pullin' Back the Reins" |
| Show | The Mike Ditka Type-A Christmas Special |
| Show | The Referee Pitman Show |
| Musical Performance | "Johnny Get Angry" |
| Sketch | Crips |
| Cold Opening | It Used To Be A Wonderful Life |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart /George Bailey Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Alan Cranston |
| Mike Myers | ... | Clarence |
| Monologue |
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Jan Hooks | ||
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car Martians |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | Krelnor |
| Tom Davis | ... | martian |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Annoying Man |
| Show | The Mike Ditka Type-A Christmas Special |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Cookie Ditka |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mike Ditka |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Piccolo |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Alicia Ditka |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mike Ditka Jr. |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Referee Pitman Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | audience member |
| Jan Hooks | ... | caller Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rock Clark |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Cold Opening | It Used To Be A Wonderful Life |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart /George Bailey Live |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Alan Cranston |
| Weekend Update |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Cold Opening | It Used To Be A Wonderful Life |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jimmy Stewart /George Bailey Live |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Steve |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Alan Cranston |
| Mike Myers | ... | Clarence |
| Monologue |
| John Goodman | ||
| Anna Beth Goodman | ||
| Leslie Goodman | ||
| Nora Dunn | ||
| Phil Hartman | ||
| Jan Hooks | ||
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Jon Lovitz | ||
| Kevin Nealon | ||
| Lorne Michaels | ||
| Conan O'Brien | ... | audience member |
⁕A pre-taped segment in which Anna Beth Goodman is sitting alone in the audience fails to start, and after several seconds of silence, the monologue ends awkwardly. During the goodnights, John dangles a timepiece in an attempt to hypnotize the audience, saying "There was no technical screw-up!" Both the monologue and the goodnights are replaced with their dress rehearsal versions in reruns.
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Mark Wilson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Garth Algar |
| Phil Hartman | ... | cable announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
⁕Mark Wilson is the name of one of Mike Myers' fellow cast members at The Second City in Toronto.
| Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Odel Robes Pierre LaFete |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Eugene |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car Martians |
| John Goodman | ... | sheriff |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Lyle Clark |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Brenda Clark |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | police officer |
| Al Franken | ... | Krelnor |
| Tom Davis | ... | martian |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Annoying Man |
| Show | The Mike Ditka Type-A Christmas Special |
| John Goodman | ... | Santa Claus |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Cookie Ditka |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mike Ditka |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Piccolo |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Alicia Ditka |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mike Ditka Jr. |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Referee Pitman Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Referee Bill Pitman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | audience member |
| Phil Hartman | ... | audience member |
| Jan Hooks | ... | caller Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | audience member |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Rock Clark |
| Mike Myers | ... | audience member |
| Jim Downey | ... | audience member |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | caller Voice |
| Commercial |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | friend |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 7 | 1 | |||
| K.D. Lang & The Reclines | 2 | ||||
| Anna Beth Goodman | 1 | ||||
| Leslie Goodman | 1 | ||||
| Joel Godard | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | |
| Nora Dunn | 4 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 9 | 1 | 2 | 4 | |
| Jan Hooks | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Conan O'Brien | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| 63 | 7 | 7 | 11 |