| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Show | Matt Stevers, Male Nurse |
| Sketch | Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies |
| Show | Tales Of The Runaway Boulder |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Know Much" |
| Show | A Betty Ford Straight Arrow Christmas |
| Sketch | Sloppy Eater |
| Miscellaneous | Christmas Message |
| Show | In The Middle |
| Musical Performance | "When Something Is Wrong" |
| Sketch | Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre |
| Show | Matt Stevers, Male Nurse |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Nina Peters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Blaine Terrell |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bailey Hughes-Shatner /Dr. Diane Campbell |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mrs. Harris |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Mike Myers | ... | orderly |
| Sketch | Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dylan McCombs |
| Tom Davis | ... | zombie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Thelma |
| Al Franken | ... | townsperson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | sheriff |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Phipps |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | townsperson |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | townsperson |
| Mike Myers | ... | professor |
| Show | Tales Of The Runaway Boulder |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | husband |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Joe Dicso |
| Show | A Betty Ford Straight Arrow Christmas |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Cash |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Ford |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | In The Middle |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Frankel |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jack Harding |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "When Something Is Wrong" |
| Sketch | Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre |
| Dana Carvey | ... | fireman |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Stone |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Father Delaney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | pillow stealer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Perkins |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Show | A Betty Ford Straight Arrow Christmas |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Cash |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Ford |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Jeff Renaudo | ... | Dan Quayle |
| Show | Matt Stevers, Male Nurse |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Matt Culhane /Matt Stevers |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Nina Peters |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Blaine Terrell |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bailey Hughes-Shatner /Dr. Diane Campbell |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Mrs. Harris |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Mike Myers | ... | orderly |
| Sketch | Attack Of The Masturbating Zombies |
| Robert Wagner | ... | mayor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dylan McCombs |
| Tom Davis | ... | zombie |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Thelma |
| Al Franken | ... | townsperson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | sheriff |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Phipps |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | townsperson |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | townsperson |
| Mike Myers | ... | professor |
| Show | Tales Of The Runaway Boulder |
| Robert Wagner | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | husband |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | wife |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | husband |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Joe Dicso |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Know Much" |
| Show | A Betty Ford Straight Arrow Christmas |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Johnny Cash |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Betty Ford |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | In The Middle |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Professor Jerrold Simpson |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Dan Frankel |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jack Harding |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "When Something Is Wrong" |
| Sketch | Swivel Chair Mystery Theatre |
| Robert Wagner | ... | Mr. Stone |
| Dana Carvey | ... | fireman |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Ms. Stone |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Father Delaney |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | pillow stealer |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mr. Perkins |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Wagner | 7 | ||||
| Aaron Neville | 2 | ||||
| Linda Ronstadt | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 4 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 3 | ||||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Chris Parker | 2 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 2 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 2 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 2 | ||||
| Jeff Renaudo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 68 | 7 | 6 |