| Cold Opening | Five Easy Pieces '89 |
| Game Show | Who's Dumber? |
| Musical Performance | "Dirty Old Town" |
| Sketch | The Hero |
| Show | Thanksgiving Good, Fire Bad |
| Musical Performance | "Loco de Amor" |
| Miscellaneous | Thanksgiving Greetings |
| Sketch | Getting Acquainted |
| Cold Opening | Five Easy Pieces '89 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | clerk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | escort |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Show | Thanksgiving Good, Fire Bad |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | Thanksgiving Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Getting Acquainted |
| Phil Hartman | ... | teacher |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | student |
| Show | Thanksgiving Good, Fire Bad |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Miscellaneous | Thanksgiving Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Cold Opening | Five Easy Pieces '89 |
| Nora Dunn | ... | clerk |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jack Nicholson Live |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | escort |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Game Show | Who's Dumber? |
| Woody Harrelson | ||
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Johnny Johnson |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Roseanne |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Weekend Update |
♬Led Zeppelin - "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
| Sketch | The Hero |
| Woody Harrelson | ... | patient |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | nurse |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | doctor |
⁕One shot is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Show | Thanksgiving Good, Fire Bad |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Woody Harrelson | ... | Gregor Vas |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter |
| Spike Feresten | ... | friend |
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
| Miscellaneous | Thanksgiving Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Kevin Nealon and Phil Hartman are wearing capotains.
| Sketch | Getting Acquainted |
| Woody Harrelson | ... | student |
| Phil Hartman | ... | teacher |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | student |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | student |
⁕Everything up to Phil Hartman's entrance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Woody Harrelson | 7 | ||||
| David Byrne | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 1 | 2 | |
| Jan Hooks | 1 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 3 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | |||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Spike Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 3 | 3 | |||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | 1 | |||
| 41 | 9 | 5 | 5 |