| Miscellaneous | Thanksgiving Greetings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Kevin Nealon and Phil Hartman are wearing capotains.