| Show | Lank Thompson: I'm A Handsome Man |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jim |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | friend |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Ellen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Anton |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Jerry Pierce |
| Mike Myers | ... | Lank Thompson#1 |
| Conan O'Brien | ... | audience member |
| Christine Zander | ... | audience member |
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