| Sketch | Resorts International Hotel |
| Rick Moranis | ... | Merv Griffin |
| Dana Carvey | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Donald Trump#2 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Ivana Trump#2 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patron |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | patron |
| Christine Zander | ... | patron |
⁕In reruns, Merv Griffin's conversation with Donald Trump is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Dizzy Gillespie - "That'S All"