| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Dixon#1 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#9 Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Benazir Bhutto Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | Margaret Thatcher Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev#1 Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... |
Stuart Rankin#1
Scottish perspective |
♬Robert Palmer - "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"