| Cold Opening | A Message from Ted Bundy |
| Sketch | Da War Of Da Woilds |
| Sketch | Jesus Christ Celebrity |
| Musical Performance | "Paper Thin" |
| Miscellaneous | Sing Along |
| Sketch | Proposal |
| Sketch | Stakeout |
| Musical Performance | "Slow Turning" |
| Sketch | What |
| Miscellaneous | Joe Montana Tribute |
| Encore Presentation | The Honest Man |
| Sketch | Da War Of Da Woilds |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Perfesser Einstein |
| Nora Dunn | ... | anchor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. President |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Da Brewmeister |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joey |
| Sketch | Jesus Christ Celebrity |
| Dana Carvey | ... | David |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mimi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Syndi |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cathy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff Greenberg |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Moses |
| Al Franken | ... | Buddha |
| Mike Myers | ... | busboy |
| Tom Davis | ... | Mohammed |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Venus |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jane |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Dixon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Benazir Bhutto Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | Margaret Thatcher Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... |
Stuart Rankin
Scottish perspective |
| Sketch | Proposal |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Edward Harrington |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Caroline Harrington |
| Al Franken | ... | Dr. Van Eaton |
| Tom Davis | ... | doctor |
| Weekend Update |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Dixon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Benazir Bhutto Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | Margaret Thatcher Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Voice |
| Cold Opening | A Message from Ted Bundy |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Bundy Live |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Da War Of Da Woilds |
| Tony Danza | ... | Rudy |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Perfesser Einstein |
| Nora Dunn | ... | anchor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. President |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Da Brewmeister |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Joey |
| Sketch | Jesus Christ Celebrity |
| Tony Danza | ... | Victor Straiza |
| Dana Carvey | ... | David |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mimi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Syndi |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cathy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff Greenberg |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Moses |
| Al Franken | ... | Buddha |
| Mike Myers | ... | busboy |
| Tom Davis | ... | Mohammed |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Johnny Venus |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Jane |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tonto |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tarzan |
⁕Johnny Venus is the name of the character Dana Carvey's character Mickey Pivnic plays in the "Broadway Story" films.
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Dixon |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Voice |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Benazir Bhutto Voice |
| Christine Zander | ... | Margaret Thatcher Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mikhail Gorbachev Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... |
Stuart Rankin
Scottish perspective |
♬Robert Palmer - "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)"
| Sketch | Proposal |
| Tony Danza | ... | Frankie DiNapoli |
| Andy Murphy | ... | butler |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Edward Harrington |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Caroline Harrington |
| Al Franken | ... | Dr. Van Eaton |
| Tom Davis | ... | doctor |
| Sketch | What |
| Tony Danza | ... | patron |
| Nora Dunn | ... | waitress |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
⁕Everything before the woman's entrance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Encore Presentation | The Honest Man |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tony Danza | 8 | ||||
| The Goners | 2 | ||||
| John Hiatt | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 3 | 1 | 3 | |
| Jan Hooks | 1 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Al Franken | 2 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||
| 55 | 8 | 6 | 7 |