| Sketch |
| Nell Campbell | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | doorman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Prince Albert |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Babette |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Halston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Princess Gloria of Thurn and Taxis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bob (II) |
| Dennis Miller | ... | waiter |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Prince Johannes |