| Cold Opening | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Sketch | Returning a Sweater |
| Sketch | the Puppy |
| Musical Performance | "Is That All There Is" |
| Sketch | Redneck Airline |
| Film | Hollywood Mom |
| Sketch | Happy Couple |
| Musical Performance | "One Time, One Night" |
| Cold Opening | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert McFarlane Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jonda McFarlane |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paul Sarbanes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Nunn |
| Robert Smigel | ... | advisor |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Daniel Inouye |
| Sketch | the Puppy |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Sir Jeffrey Kurr |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Inspector Langley |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | butler |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Brad |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jessica |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Kessler |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Karen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ben |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | moderator |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Jimmy Stewart
Editorial on movie colorization |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Prince Albert |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Babette |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Halston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Princess Gloria of Thurn and Taxis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bob (II) |
| Dennis Miller | ... | waiter |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | doorman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Prince Johannes |
| Sketch | Redneck Airline |
| Nora Dunn | ... | passenger |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bubba Barnes |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | passenger |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | passenger |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | passenger |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | passenger |
| Cold Opening | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert McFarlane Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jonda McFarlane |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paul Sarbanes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Nunn |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Daniel Inouye |
| Cold Opening | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Robert McFarlane Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jonda McFarlane |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Paul Sarbanes |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Nunn |
| Robert Smigel | ... | advisor |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Daniel Inouye |
| Joe Forristal | ... | photographer |
| Monologue |
| Garry Shandling | ||
| Joe Forristal | ... | page |
⁕This monologue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Returning a Sweater |
| Garry Shandling | ... | Doug Clipper |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Dingle |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Marge Keister |
⁕Everything before Phil Hartman's entrance is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | the Puppy |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Sir Jeffrey Kurr |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Inspector Langley |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | butler |
| Sketch |
| Garry Shandling | ... | Stu Kessler |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Brad |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jessica |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Mrs. Kessler |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Karen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ben |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | moderator |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... |
Jimmy Stewart
Editorial on movie colorization |
♬Artists United Against Apartheid - "Sun City"
| Sketch |
| Nell Campbell | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Prince Albert |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Babette |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Halston |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Princess Gloria of Thurn and Taxis |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Bob (II) |
| Dennis Miller | ... | waiter |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | doorman |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Prince Johannes |
| Sketch | Redneck Airline |
| Garry Shandling | ... | passenger |
| Nora Dunn | ... | passenger |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bubba Barnes |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Tammy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | passenger |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | passenger |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | passenger |
| Bonnie Turner | ... | passenger |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Garry Shandling | 5 | ||||
| Los Lobos | 2 | ||||
| Nell Campbell | 1 | ||||
| Tracey Ullman | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Victoria Jackson | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | 2 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | 1 | |||
| Joe Forristal | 2 | ||||
| 48 | 5 | 10 | 1 |