| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Show | The Sexiest Man Alive 1986 |
| Sketch | Very Smart Theater |
| Sketch | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Musical Performance | "Luka" |
| Sketch | Salmon Spawning |
| Film | Dave's Party |
| Musical Performance | "Marlene on the Wall" |
| Sketch | Portrait Artist |
| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Rice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Fawn Hall |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | John Bosley |
| Show | The Sexiest Man Alive 1986 |
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Peter Graves |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | F. Murray Abraham |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Very Smart Theater |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Drawbridge |
| Tom Davis | ... | warrior |
| Sketch | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | attorney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Richard Secord |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Lymon |
| Dennis Miller | ... | senator |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | senator |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | senator |
| Tom Davis | ... | attorney |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Daniel Inouye |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harry Butterworth |
| Jan Hooks | ... | clerk |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Edwards |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Sketch | Salmon Spawning |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | salmon |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | salmon |
| Don Pardo | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Loose Change |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | sidekick |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | sidekick |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Rice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Fawn Hall |
| Show | The Sexiest Man Alive 1986 |
| Cold Opening | The New Charlie's Angels |
| Mark Harmon | ... | Chase Steele Live |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Donna Rice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Jessica Hahn |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Fawn Hall |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | John Bosley |
| Show | The Sexiest Man Alive 1986 |
| Mark Harmon | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | John Travolta |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Peter Graves |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | F. Murray Abraham |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Very Smart Theater |
| Mark Harmon | ... | Attila the Hun |
| Phil Hartman | ... | father |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Drawbridge |
| Tom Davis | ... | warrior |
♬"Water Music Suite No. 2"
| Sketch | Iran-Contra Hearings |
| Dana Carvey | ... | attorney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Richard Secord |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Mr. Lymon |
| Dennis Miller | ... | senator |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | senator |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | senator |
| Tom Davis | ... | attorney |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Daniel Inouye |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Harry Butterworth |
| Jan Hooks | ... | clerk |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Edwards |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Weekend Update |
♬The Power Station - "Get It On (Bang a Gong)"
| Sketch | Salmon Spawning |
| Mark Harmon | ... | salmon |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | salmon |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | salmon |
| Don Pardo | ... | narrator Voice |
| Sketch |
| Mark Harmon | ... | Wang Wu |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Loose Change |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | sidekick |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | sidekick |
| Commercial |
| Phil Hartman | ... | spokesperson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mark Harmon | 7 | 1 | |||
| Suzanne Vega | 2 | ||||
| Colin Wells | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dana Carvey | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 3 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 2 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jon Lovitz | 6 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 2 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 5 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 3 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | 1 | |||
| 50 | 3 | 10 | 7 |