| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Sketch | Dinner at the Van Halen's |
| Sketch | Hard News Cafe |
| Musical Performance | "Smoking Gun" |
| Musical Performance | "Stompin' 8H" |
| Show | Let's Go To The Movies |
| Show | On Broadway |
| Sketch | Opera Singer Doctor |
| Musical Performance | "Right Next Door" |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Don Regan |
| Commercial |
| Jan Hooks | ... | cashier |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | cashier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | truck driver |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dinner at the Van Halen's |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scott |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Dennis Miller | ... | roadie |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | roadie |
| Sketch | Hard News Cafe |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Nora Dunn | ... | waitress |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | hostess |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Tom Davis | ... | Geraldo Rivera Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | David Lee Roth |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scott Bergen /contest winner |
| Kevin Nealon |
Life LessonsTaxes |
| Musical Performance | "Stompin' 8H" |
| Show | On Broadway |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Nina Treadway |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ross Treadway |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Brenda Krauss |
| Sketch | Opera Singer Doctor |
| Dana Carvey | ... | patient |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gini Nivianni |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Lieberman |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patient |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Don Regan |
| Sketch | Hard News Cafe |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Tom Davis | ... | Geraldo Rivera Voice |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Don Regan |
⁕Part of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Jan Hooks | ... | cashier |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | cashier |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | truck driver |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Dinner at the Van Halen's |
| Valerie Bertinelli | ||
| Eddie Van Halen | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Scott |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Dennis Miller | ... | roadie |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | roadie |
| Sketch | Hard News Cafe |
| Valerie Bertinelli | ... | patron |
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ted Koppel |
| Nora Dunn | ... | waitress |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | hostess |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Sam Donaldson |
| Tom Davis | ... | Geraldo Rivera Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | David Lee Roth |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Scott Bergen /contest winner |
| Kevin Nealon |
Life LessonsTaxes |
♬Black Sabbath - "War Pigs"
♬David Lee Roth - "Yankee Rose"
| Sketch |
| Valerie Bertinelli | ... | customer |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Loose Change |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | customer |
| Musical Performance | "Stompin' 8H" |
| Show | Let's Go To The Movies |
| Valerie Bertinelli | ... | Chrissy Wilson |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Bobbi Osgood |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Ethel Merman - "There's No Business Like Show Business"
| Show | On Broadway |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Nina Treadway |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ross Treadway |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Brenda Krauss |
♬Deborah Kerr - "Getting To Know You"
| Sketch | Opera Singer Doctor |
| Valerie Bertinelli | ... | nurse |
| Dana Carvey | ... | patient |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gini Nivianni |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Dr. Lieberman |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | patient |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Valerie Bertinelli | 6 | ||||
| The Robert Cray Band | 2 | ||||
| Edwin Newman | 1 | ||||
| Eddie Van Halen | 2 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Nora Dunn | 5 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 6 | 2 | |||
| Jan Hooks | 4 | 1 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 3 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 4 | ||||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| A. Whitney Brown | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 6 | 2 | |||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Alex Foster | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Earl Gardner | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| Leon Pendarvis | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Steve Turre | 1 | ||||
| T-Bone Wolk | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 2 | 8 | 3 |