| Sketch | Chick Hazard, Private Investigator Eddie's Mistake |
| Walter Payton | ... | Mickey |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Joey Spimozo |
| Nora Dunn | ... | secretary |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Chick Hazard#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Nancy Maloney#1 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Eddie Spimozo#2 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Charlie Loomis#2 |
| Jim Pitt | ... | patron |
| Marc Shaiman | ... | pianist |
♬Duke Ellington - "Upper and Outest"