| Cold Opening | Weigh-In |
| Marvelous Marvin Hagler | Live | |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | weigher |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... | reporter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | coach |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.