| Cold Opening | Weigh-In |
| Sketch | Reagan's Command |
| Sketch | Tornadoville |
| Miscellaneous | Knockouts |
| Show | Midday with Jennifer Hicks “Bond Villains” |
| Musical Performance | "Something About You" |
| Show | Lone Wolf McCord |
| Sketch | Assembly |
| Miscellaneous | A Message From Jody Hagler |
| Musical Performance | "Say It, Say It" |
| Cold Opening | Weigh-In |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | weigher |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... | reporter |
| Sketch | Reagan's Command |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Bosen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Captain Vesimir |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Sketch | Tornadoville |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Karen Johnson |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Lonnie |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bud Stubbs |
| Show | Midday with Jennifer Hicks “Bond Villains” |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Jennifer Hicks |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ernst Stavro Blofeld |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Emilio Largo |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Lone Wolf McCord |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Nick |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Saul |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Dan McCord |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Assembly |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cabrini Green Jackson |
| Bob Christianson | ... | pianist |
| Cold Opening | Weigh-In |
| Marvelous Marvin Hagler | Live | |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | weigher |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Tommy Flanagan#11 |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Robert Smigel | ... | reporter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | coach |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Reagan's Command |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Bosen |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Captain Vesimir |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Ronald Reagan#8 |
| Sketch | Tornadoville |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Karen Johnson |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Lonnie |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Bud Stubbs |
| Show | Midday with Jennifer Hicks “Bond Villains” |
| Jimmy Breslin | ... | Auric Goldfinger |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Jennifer Hicks |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Ernst Stavro Blofeld |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Emilio Largo |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
♬David Snell - "House Party"
| Weekend Update |
♬"The Addams Family" Theme
♬Paul Anka - "Times Of Your Life"
♬"Superman" Theme
| Show | Lone Wolf McCord |
| Jimmy Breslin | ... | Mike |
| Marvelous Marvin Hagler | ... | Ted |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Nick |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Saul |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Dan McCord |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Jimmy Breslin | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens#8 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Van Phillips & The Connaught Light Orchestra - "Buffoonery"
| Sketch | Assembly |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Pat Stevens#9 |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Cabrini Green Jackson#6 |
| Bob Christianson | ... | pianist |
| Miscellaneous | A Message From Jody Hagler |
| Marvelous Marvin Hagler | ... | Jody Hagler |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jimmy Breslin | 4 | ||||
| E.G. Daily | 1 | ||||
| Level 42 | 1 | ||||
| Marvelous Marvin Hagler | 4 | ||||
| Sam Kinison | 1 | ||||
| Joan Cusack | 1 | ||||
| Robert Downey Jr. | 3 | ||||
| Nora Dunn | 3 | 2 | |||
| Anthony Michael Hall | 2 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 2 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 2 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 4 | 1 | |||
| Terry Sweeney | |||||
| Danitra Vance | 1 | 1 | |||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Don Novello | |||||
| Al Camoin | 1 | ||||
| Bob Christianson | 1 | ||||
| Mark McKinney | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 41 | 5 | 1 | 5 |
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