| Sketch | The Wart Hog |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | detective |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Jake |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | emcee |
| Don Novello | ... | detective |
| Randy Quaid | ... | The Wart Hog |
| Terry Sweeney | ... | Pils Olafssen |
| Nils Nichols | ... | detective |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Swartzwelder | ... | police officer |
| Joe Forristal | ... | contestant |