| Show | The Blue, The Gray, And The Yellow |
| Joan Cusack | ... | Charlotte |
| Robert Downey Jr. | ... | Josiah |
| Nora Dunn | ... | mother |
| Anthony Michael Hall | ... | Luke |
| Randy Quaid | ... | father |
| Danitra Vance | ... | Orchid |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, Al Franken's closing voiceover is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.