| Sketch | The Life of Vlad the Impaler Chapter Three: Doubt And Decision |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Prince Stefan |
| Joan Cusack | ... | wife |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Vlad |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mark McKinney | ... | narrator Voice |
⁕In reruns, Mark McKinney's voiceover is changed to Don Pardo.